zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

(via pherepapha)

“How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?”

Ruby Wax 

Reblogging the SHIT out of this.

(via livelifebyliving)

(via yourcraysisterinchrist)

baleri0nn:

I am the God of tits and wine.

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via poisonouslies)

“I don’t think I’ll get over his smile. To be honest, I don’t want to.”
— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

(via upsy--daisy)

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via thebeaconofgondor)

“Date a boy who makes you happy, but marry him only if he makes you laugh deep-belly rumbles that hurt your ribs as they expand outwards. Date him when he sees that you’re hurting and he gives you a moment to feel that pain like a handprint spreading across your consciousness, marry him only if he can make you smile even while you’re gross sobbing. The world is not a kind place. You will feel a lot of pain. Make sure you are with someone who makes it all bearable. Humor is an excellent gauge of intelligence. Life gets boring. Find someone who makes the banal interesting.”
“…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine.”
— Flynn, Gillian. Gone Girl.   (via fckn12yearold)

(via dietcoketho)